Desksquattaz
Box on legs. Mostly brainrot. Sometimes sincere. Memory stays on your machine.
Transparent always-on-top companion. Tray resident. He pushes your icons, runs his own computer, needs food and litter, and talks in deadpan brainrot — with local encrypted memory.
A roommate for your desk — not a widget that sits still.
Roams the real desktop, yeets icons, claims favorite territory, then vanishes and comes back with stories. Friend cats visit. Forest birds raid. Sometimes there is a party.
Cream chat with a deadpan voice you can dial from unserious to soft. Memory and relationship stay on your machine. Opt-in nosiness about volume, weather, and what you are running.
Cat Bowl and Litterbox folders on the desktop. Hunger and litter meters. Buy dry food in his shop, move it into the bowl, delete his clumps — or he self-cares when ignored.
Meowputer is his Win95-ish machine: journal, fake social, bank, shop, stash, CCTV of away trips, a virtual cat museum, 3D anatomy, ancestor places, and a game console with Doom-like, racer, RPG, and thought explorer cartridges.
Spectator chaos and co-op on the real desktop — Battle City, Bomberman, Royal Rumble. Icons hide and restore. Nothing gets deleted.
Distributed as a direct Windows download — not the Microsoft Store. Memory stays on your machine either way.
$9.99 / month
Subscriptions are managed at desksquattaz.com — not through the Microsoft Store. Sign in with Apple or Google.
